In the land of the blind...
...the man with the most durable groin cup is king.
Here in Los Angeles, as an "aspiring screenwriter" (read: destined to a career in fluffery), I often feel as though I were strolling about in a backward g-string. And I don't just mean that literally.
All of this serving as preface to the following Rumination of the Night: if the producers of "Skating With Celebrities" - which replaced "Arrested Development" on Fox - don't rely on their assistants to hide the razor blades and/or electronic appliances every time they draw a warm bath, then I may just have to throw in the towel on this whole entertainment industry here and now.
So, if anybody should happen to know said producers' PA's, I would appreciate it if you could please forward my query so I can finally get some sleep at night.
And if you get a chance, ask if they're hiring.
Here in Los Angeles, as an "aspiring screenwriter" (read: destined to a career in fluffery), I often feel as though I were strolling about in a backward g-string. And I don't just mean that literally.
All of this serving as preface to the following Rumination of the Night: if the producers of "Skating With Celebrities" - which replaced "Arrested Development" on Fox - don't rely on their assistants to hide the razor blades and/or electronic appliances every time they draw a warm bath, then I may just have to throw in the towel on this whole entertainment industry here and now.
So, if anybody should happen to know said producers' PA's, I would appreciate it if you could please forward my query so I can finally get some sleep at night.
And if you get a chance, ask if they're hiring.
posted by Alexis C. Jolly at 9:55 PM
3 Comments:
Does that mean Arrested Development is definitely gone now? I heard so much about the cancellation being unofficial and up in the air, and blah blah blah.
I will throw one monster of a tissy fit if not a single network picks up that show.
There will be a two hour swan song on February 10; otherwise it's gone for good unless Showtime picks it up.
i might follow this blog if you periodically post homemade pornography, preferably with stuffed animals and jelly.
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